History was made today as Nintendo took to the stage at E3 for their annual E3 Conference. The time was right, the stage was set, this was Nintendos chance to prove the doubters wrong.
This would be the warning shot fired defiantly across the bow of the good ship Sony & Microsoft. The crowd waited patiently, Nintendo took the stage. A hush descended on the audience, as the journalists scratched feveredly at their notepads.
The MEGATON news you were all waiting for came true:

YES, ANIMAL CROSSING IS COMING TO WII.

At this stage, taking the piss out of the Wii’s software lineup is like taking the piss out of the handicapped. Easily done, but doesnt make you feel too great afterwards.
However after what can only be described as a ‘turgid shitfest’ of a conference from Nintendo, you would not only be right, but wholly justified in slagging off Nintendos new dust gatherer. Lets take a look at the exciting lineup:

Wii Sports™ Resort
Wii Music™
Animal Crossing®: City Folk
Mario™ Super Sluggers
Wario Land™: Shake It

And thats it. Thats actually the best Nintendo can muster for the world biggest game expo. It’s like theyre not even fucking trying anymore. ‘Well shit weve sold a billion consoles and made enough money off that, fuck it who needs to sell software??’
I dont see ‘Wii – apologise for such a fucking cack handed software lineup’ there, so im forced to assume its a work in progress.

where are the games? dont ask me, i only work here!
where are the games? dont ask me, i only work here!
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