Reviewing a review: Why Eurogamer’s Wolfenstein review can go suck one

Eurogamer, for those of you not aware, is a website where sufferers of low level downs syndrome are allowed practice their remedial english class via the medium of videogame reviews. Reviews range from ‘poor’, to ’shit’, to ‘unfathomably shit’, and it’s largely down to the fact that most reviewers on the site are incapable of [...]

Resident Evil 5 – First impressions

Resident Evil 5 – Demo
Horrific, for all the wrong reasons
Well well. Resident evil eh? One of the longest running series in gaming, alongside Metal Gear & Tomb Raider, on every format under the sun from the Sega Saturn to the Dreamcast and all points in between. The Resi template had become as stale and clunky [...]

Zombies in videogames – A retrospective

Zombies. Second only to Nazis, and Zombie Nazis as the gamers cannon fodder of choice. If (when) the inevitable zombie apocalypse happens, it wont be the Bruce Willis’es, the Arnold Schawrzeneggers’es, or even the nerdy dude with the glasses in ‘The hills have eyes’ remake who killed all those mutants and proved hes not a [...]