In defence of Duke Nukem Forever

In my time of playing, and reading about videogames, i’ve seen my fair share of games get a complete and total reviews ass pounding. There are games that deserved to get a complete shoeing in the review stakes (yet oddly, didn’t, like when MGS4 finally cast off any last vestiges of interactivity and become the worlds [...]

100,000 views!

TFPG hit a pretty massive milestone of 100,000 all time views this morning. I can safely assume roughly 89,000 of those were from either Furries, People who whack it to sonic the hedgehog erotic fanfiction, or people looking for Hentai of Cortana from Halo being raped. These people can burn in fucking hell. The rest [...]

Why Aliens Vs. Predator 3 CAN’T suck

Aliens Vs. Predator 3 Format: Xbox 360, PS3, PC Fans of Aliens, Predator, and Aliens Vs. Predator games have sadly been treated worst of all fanboys when it comes to videogame adaptations of their favourite franchises. Spider man fans were treated to great games such as Spider man 1 & 2, Superman fans got Superman 64, a [...]

Modern Warfare 2 – Dick in the ass edition

Once upon a time, Electronic Arts were seen as the all consuming evil of the gaming world. A little bit like ‘The Nothing’ in the never ending story, a company hell bent on destroying what everyone loved about gaming in the first place and churning out yet another ‘The Sims – coming out to your [...]

Gamings most stereotypical stereotypes. Part 1: black dudes and tits

Modern day videogaming is rife with ideas culled from any number of straight to DVD movies. From such cinematic offal  as Mega Shark Vs. Giant Octopus to feel good celluloid flotsam Private Valentine: Blonde and Dangerous starring cinematic heavyweight Jessica Simpson, video games have always plundered ideas from Hollywoods brightest stars. However, much like every cinematic banquet of  Aliens [...]