Halo: Combat Evolved Anniversary

Format: PS3 Release: Out Now When i was a kid, i saw the film Child’s Play. Which might account for some of the issues i have nowadays, but that’s beside the point. As an impressionable kid, to me, Child’s Play was like watching some sort of Satanic Black Mass complete with sacrifing of Virgins and Goat Headed man [...]

The Best, and Worst, of 2011. Part 2: The Agony

In some ways, 2011 has been the best year for gaming i can think of. In others, its been as disappointing as finding out Christina Hendricks’ tits are fake. I mean, they’re real and all, but Jesus, can you imagine if they weren’t? I dont know how i’d cope.

The major disappointments of 2010 #1

Well, here we are again. Bayonetta, it’s almost a year later and i still can’t forget you. In the worst way.

2010′s mild disappointments #3

Welcome to disappointment Valley, in the fabulous State of New Vegas. Population: Me.

True Soldiers Stories – The Operation Flashpoint: DR review

Operation Flashpoint: Dragon Rising Format reviewed: Xbox 360 This is an excerpt from the war journal of Pvt. 1st Class Facepalm, serving with the 1st Recon division, in Skira invasion force Bravo. All stories recounted here took place between the invasion of October 9th, and the giving up in frustration of October 13th. All stories [...]

Reviewing a review: Why Eurogamer’s Wolfenstein review can go suck one

Eurogamer, for those of you not aware, is a website where sufferers of low level downs syndrome are allowed practice their remedial english class via the medium of videogame reviews. Reviews range from ‘poor’, to ‘shit’, to ‘unfathomably shit’, and it’s largely down to the fact that most reviewers on the site are incapable of [...]