Castlevania – Lords of Shadow

Game: Castlevania: Lords of Shadow Format: Xbox 360 Why am i reviewing a year old game now? ‘This isn’t cutting edge enough for me!’ i hear you say! Well fuck you then. I recently bought Lords of Shadow for the Princely sum of 13 Euro, and i know now that the vast majority of the [...]

Black Ops review – only several months late

Call of Duty: Black Ops Format Reviewed: Xbox 360 Black Ops was released late last year. Its now March, and i’m sitting down to write a review. Why? Well, basically i’d actually forgotten i’d even played the game. Then i realised i hadn’t written a review in a while and thought, “Hey, didn’t i play [...]

Major disappointments of 2010 #2

RRRRRRRGH ARGH FUCK IM SO ANGRY LOOK AT MY FUCKING ANGRY FACE, HNNNNGHHH MUST KILL EVERYTHING I SEE TO PROVE JUST HOW GOD FUCKING PISSED BALLS OFF I AM REVENGE ON EVERYTHING RRRRRRRGH MUSCLES

Late to the Party: Call of Duty: Modern Warfare 2

Modern Warfare 2 was released over 5 months ago. By now, everyone’s played it to death, grown bored of it, yet not moved on because they simply must unlock that gun that shoots cars at you, or that toilet that launches nukes when you flush it, or whatever the latest over the top,  ‘so ridiculous [...]