Dark Souls – The Review

Dark Souls Format: PS3 Release: Out Now Do you remember Rick Dangerous? He was Core Design’s attempt at an Indiana Jones rip off, a 16bit Era platformer where you raided Tombs, killed indigenous people and stole thier shit, and was probably the inspiration for Core’s most famous creation, Lara Croft’s tits. But this is a Dark [...]

The reasons why Dark Souls Hates you

Dark Souls Format: PS3/360 Release: Out Now A little while back i wrote a piece called “The reasons why Demon’s Souls hates you”. (on retrospect i realized it should have been called the proof that demon’s souls hates you, but whatever). For some reason, possibly because Demon’s Souls was amazing, it proved to be a [...]

Dead Space 2

Do you know when i first heard ‘creepy crying baby in a horror game’ sound effect? It was Doom, on the PS1. (which was actually a really great version, and had a soundtrack far superior to the shitty MIDI synth crap on the PC, fact fans). That was in 1998. It is now almost 14 [...]

2010′s mild disappointments: #1

There have been a few disappointments this year where games are concerned. Some were Dawn French-in-a-fat-suit massive, some not so massive. The kind of mild disappointment you experience like when a you heard Kelly Brook was doing playboy, only to find out there were no good clunge shots, and outside of a bra, her tits [...]

The reasons why Demon’s Souls hates you

Demon’s Souls is a fantastic game. But it’s also a game that literally hates you to death. This is a game where sudden death lurks around every corner, like spending a weekend visiting elderly relatives.

Singularity

Singularity Format Reviewed: Xbox 360 Everybody loves boxes. From Solid Snakes cardoard box, to Valve’s Orange Box, to the immature giggling that ordering a ‘junior box’ in a take away caused. Boxes are great. How would you carry things without a box? With your bare arms, like some kind of Peasant? Fuck that, what is [...]

The PS3 has no games

Well, it does actually. But the myth that the PS3 has no games certainly makes for a fun meme..

Why Aliens Vs. Predator 3 CAN’T suck

Aliens Vs. Predator 3 Format: Xbox 360, PS3, PC Fans of Aliens, Predator, and Aliens Vs. Predator games have sadly been treated worst of all fanboys when it comes to videogame adaptations of their favourite franchises. Spider man fans were treated to great games such as Spider man 1 & 2, Superman fans got Superman 64, a [...]

Killzone 2 campaign, reviewed by Rico Velasquez

S’up motherfuckers? It’s ya boy Rico motherfuckin Velasquez here to do a motherfucking review, of fuckin Killzone 2 aight? So sit back, relax, grab a fuckin drink or sumtin’, and enjoy the fuckin show bitches. Title: Killzone fuckin’ two, all up in yo’ shit Format fuckin reviewed: PLAYSTATION  TRIPPLE, BITCHES