100,000 views!

TFPG hit a pretty massive milestone of 100,000 all time views this morning. I can safely assume roughly 89,000 of those were from either Furries, People who whack it to sonic the hedgehog erotic fanfiction, or people looking for Hentai of Cortana from Halo being raped. These people can burn in fucking hell. The rest [...]

The worst Mass Effect fanfiction of all time [NSFW]

Mass Effect 1 & 2 are fantastic games. The combination of beleiveable, well realised aliens, great storylines, and the occasional inter-species romantic fling between Shepard and his Alien crew meant Bioware literally suffocated to death on the amount of money gamers were flinging their way. But there’s a darker side to Mass Effect, a side where [...]

Modern Warfare 2 – No russian – Unseen Theatrical Edit

Harrowing stuff, no wonder it was removed from the final product.

What the fuck did i just play: Heavy Rain edition

The first entry in our new series entitled ‘what the fuck did i just play’, is PS3 exclusive Heavy Rain. In fact, this series was created specifically just for heavy rain and how mind bogglingly ‘what the fuck’  it is. Heavy Rain is a game unlike no other, in that for a game, theres incredibly little gameplay, [...]

Singularity

Singularity Format Reviewed: Xbox 360 Everybody loves boxes. From Solid Snakes cardoard box, to Valve’s Orange Box, to the immature giggling that ordering a ‘junior box’ in a take away caused. Boxes are great. How would you carry things without a box? With your bare arms, like some kind of Peasant? Fuck that, what is [...]

Modern Warfare 2 – Dick in the ass edition

Once upon a time, Electronic Arts were seen as the all consuming evil of the gaming world. A little bit like ‘The Nothing’ in the never ending story, a company hell bent on destroying what everyone loved about gaming in the first place and churning out yet another ‘The Sims – coming out to your [...]

Cole Train wants to f*ck yo Mommas Ass

I have far too much time on my hands.

The 15 greatest horror games of all time – 15 to 10

In honour of the month of October and Halloween bearing down upon us, we take a look at the top 20 scariest games of all time, the games that leave you cowering behind your joypad, a gibbering wreck, sitting in a puddle of your own urine, sobbing uncontrollably to make it stop, make it stop..

Reviewing a review: Why Eurogamer’s Wolfenstein review can go suck one

Eurogamer, for those of you not aware, is a website where sufferers of low level downs syndrome are allowed practice their remedial english class via the medium of videogame reviews. Reviews range from ‘poor’, to ‘shit’, to ‘unfathomably shit’, and it’s largely down to the fact that most reviewers on the site are incapable of [...]

Japanese porno games: The very NSFW review

Sex and gaming really are inseperable nowadays. So far in the short lived carreer of this blog, we’ve delved into tame tittilation (Tomb Raider), to the blatantly oversexualised (Dead or Alive series) to the clinically fucking insane (sonic the hedgehog porn). But one thing most of these games have in common is that generally the [...]