Modern Warfare 2 – Dick in the ass edition

Once upon a time, Electronic Arts were seen as the all consuming evil of the gaming world. A little bit like ‘The Nothing’ in the never ending story, a company hell bent on destroying what everyone loved about gaming in the first place and churning out yet another ‘The Sims – coming out to your [...]

Cole Train wants to f*ck yo Mommas Ass

I have far too much time on my hands.

The 15 greatest horror games of all time – 15 to 10

In honour of the month of October and Halloween bearing down upon us, we take a look at the top 20 scariest games of all time, the games that leave you cowering behind your joypad, a gibbering wreck, sitting in a puddle of your own urine, sobbing uncontrollably to make it stop, make it stop..

Reviewing a review: Why Eurogamer’s Wolfenstein review can go suck one

Eurogamer, for those of you not aware, is a website where sufferers of low level downs syndrome are allowed practice their remedial english class via the medium of videogame reviews. Reviews range from ‘poor’, to ’shit’, to ‘unfathomably shit’, and it’s largely down to the fact that most reviewers on the site are incapable of [...]

Japanese porno games: The very NSFW review

Sex and gaming really are inseperable nowadays. So far in the short lived carreer of this blog, we’ve delved into tame tittilation (Tomb Raider), to the blatantly oversexualised (Dead or Alive series) to the clinically fucking insane (sonic the hedgehog porn). But one thing most of these games have in common is that generally the [...]