Cole Train wants to f*ck yo Mommas Ass

I have far too much time on my hands.

Gamings most stereotypical stereotypes. Part 1: black dudes and tits

Modern day videogaming is rife with ideas culled from any number of straight to DVD movies. From such cinematic offal  as Mega Shark Vs. Giant Octopus to feel good celluloid flotsam Private Valentine: Blonde and Dangerous starring cinematic heavyweight Jessica Simpson, video games have always plundered ideas from Hollywoods brightest stars. However, much like every cinematic banquet of  Aliens [...]

Ninja Gaiden 2

Ninja Gaiden 2
Format reviewed: Xbox 360
For several years, ninjas have fascinated mankind. Who were they? Why did they feel the need to kill so violently? Most of these questions were swiftly answered by an exploding shuriken in the face, followed by disembowelment.
And within 30 seconds of firing up Ninja Gaiden 2, you will have [...]