The best, and worst, of 2011. Part 1: The Ecstacy

It’s that time of year already. Time for every website occupying server space somewhere to churn out a ‘best of’ list as if they’d be permanently shut down if they didn’t. Well, im getting it out of the way early so i can spend my Christmas holidays sitting around in my housecoat, eating chocolate for breakfast and [...]

The 100 greatest games of all time

Well its Actually only 98 games. Why? Because fuck you is why. Nah im just kiddin you’re alright. But everyone loves lists right? So heres a really big fucking list! It’s not in any real order, tho i have put the more rose tinted retro games at the ass end, cause let’s face it,t hey’re generally [...]

If videogame names were based on box art

Personally i think ‘really fucking huge soldier’ has much more mass market appeal than ‘Operation Flashpoint: dragon rising’

Will there ever be a game with a truly great story?

Stories in games are, 90% of the time, about as needed as stories in pornos. Much like in porn where there’s only so many reasons you can give for having a guy nail a woman other than he’s a TV repair man\pizza delivery man\door to door dildo salesman\born with penises instead of fingers etc, there [...]

Microsoft E3 conference: complete shit?

The MS E3 conference hit the internet with all the force and verve of an octogenerian carrening her motorised cart into the magazine stand at a supermarket checkout. First up, the good news: Fallout 3 gets exclusive downloadable content. Thats great!! now if only half of the sweaty palmed troglodytes who populate xbox live KNEW [...]