Lets all have a good laugh at Call of Duty: Elite

In one of the worst kept secrets since Hitler tried to convince Europe he DEFINITELY WASN’T PLANNING AN INVASION OF POLAND ANYTIME SOON *wink wink*, news filters through the intertubes like urine dribbling down a tramps leg today regarding the imminent introduction of a monthly subscription based model for upcoming interactive set-piece simulator, Modern Warfare 3.

Black Ops review – only several months late

Call of Duty: Black Ops Format Reviewed: Xbox 360 Black Ops was released late last year. Its now March, and i’m sitting down to write a review. Why? Well, basically i’d actually forgotten i’d even played the game. Then i realised i hadn’t written a review in a while and thought, “Hey, didn’t i play [...]

Modern Warfare 2 – No russian – Unseen Theatrical Edit

Harrowing stuff, no wonder it was removed from the final product.

Late to the Party: Call of Duty: Modern Warfare 2

Modern Warfare 2 was released over 5 months ago. By now, everyone’s played it to death, grown bored of it, yet not moved on because they simply must unlock that gun that shoots cars at you, or that toilet that launches nukes when you flush it, or whatever the latest over the top,  ‘so ridiculous [...]

True Soldiers Stories – The Operation Flashpoint: DR review

Operation Flashpoint: Dragon Rising Format reviewed: Xbox 360 This is an excerpt from the war journal of Pvt. 1st Class Facepalm, serving with the 1st Recon division, in Skira invasion force Bravo. All stories recounted here took place between the invasion of October 9th, and the giving up in frustration of October 13th. All stories [...]