Dark Souls – The Review

Dark Souls Format: PS3 Release: Out Now Do you remember Rick Dangerous? He was Core Design’s attempt at an Indiana Jones rip off, a 16bit Era platformer where you raided Tombs, killed indigenous people and stole thier shit, and was probably the inspiration for Core’s most famous creation, Lara Croft’s tits. But this is a Dark [...]

2010′s mild disappointments: #1

There have been a few disappointments this year where games are concerned. Some were Dawn French-in-a-fat-suit massive, some not so massive. The kind of mild disappointment you experience like when a you heard Kelly Brook was doing playboy, only to find out there were no good clunge shots, and outside of a bra, her tits [...]

Singularity

Singularity Format Reviewed: Xbox 360 Everybody loves boxes. From Solid Snakes cardoard box, to Valve’s Orange Box, to the immature giggling that ordering a ‘junior box’ in a take away caused. Boxes are great. How would you carry things without a box? With your bare arms, like some kind of Peasant? Fuck that, what is [...]