The 5 most amazingly bad stories in retro Beat ‘em Up’s

Games are often dumped on for being seen as cinmeas younger, more retarded brother. Detractors point out that “game’s are only about shooting things and eating power pills scoff scoff”. These people are, naturally, shit eating fuckbags.  But enthusiasts will point you towards a copy of Bioshock as an example of a game that tells a really great [...]

4 Additions from 80′s action films that could’ve made Gears of war 2 even more amazing

Gears of war 2 was a fantastic game. We can all agree that one thing missing from the shooter genre is bulky man mountain space marines gurning their way through dialogue such as ‘THEY’RE SINKING CITIES WITH A GIANT WORM!’ and ‘heard theres a shitlod of grubs down there sarge’, ’more like ten shitloads’.  Add extreme [...]