Modern Warfare 2 – Dick in the ass edition

Once upon a time, Electronic Arts were seen as the all consuming evil of the gaming world. A little bit like ‘The Nothing’ in the never ending story, a company hell bent on destroying what everyone loved about gaming in the first place and churning out yet another ‘The Sims – coming out to your [...]

Cole Train wants to f*ck yo Mommas Ass

I have far too much time on my hands.

True Soldiers Stories – The Operation Flashpoint: DR review

Operation Flashpoint: Dragon Rising
Format reviewed: Xbox 360
This is an excerpt from the war journal of Pvt. 1st Class Facepalm, serving with the 1st Recon division, in Skira invasion force Bravo. All stories recounted here took place between the invasion of October 9th, and the giving up in frustration of October 13th. All stories are true, [...]

The 15 greatest horror games of all time – 15 to 10

In honour of the month of October and Halloween bearing down upon us, we take a look at the top 20 scariest games of all time, the games that leave you cowering behind your joypad, a gibbering wreck, sitting in a puddle of your own urine, sobbing uncontrollably to make it stop, make it stop..

Halo 3 – ODST review

Halo 3: ODST
Format reviewed: Xbox 360
2 years after Halo 3 finally arrived on the 360, Bungie have seen fit to blow their gaming beans all over our collective faces one more time with part expansion pack/part add on/all man, Halo 3: ODST.

My visit to Chernobyl & Pripyat – 1 year on

One year ago this weekend, i took a tour of the Zone of Alienation around Pripyat, Chernobyl. It was a unique, humbling, and at times unsettling experience. To mark the occasion, ive re-posted my original tour diary here. So if you’ll allow me at least one serious post on this blog, take a few minutes [...]

Halo week – Reasons to love Halo (NSFW)

Continuing on with this weeks Halo theme, we take a look at the many reasons why people love Halo. And surprisingly, most, but not all, are soft-core porn related.

Halo – A retrospective

With today’s release of Halo 3: ODST, TFPG takes a look back at the game that actually invented the first person shooter genre, Halo.

Batman: Arkham Asylum review (for people who know nothing about Batman)

Title: Batman: Arkham Asylum
Format reviewed: Xbox 360
What are you, dense? Or retarded or something?
Its the goddamn batman review…

The Anti-Dreamcast 10th anniversary non-celebration

For those of you, like me, old enough to remember a time when Sony dominated the home console market, Quake 3 Arena had the greatest graphics you’d ever seen, 5ive were slam dunking the funk on MTV, and pornography downloaded really fucking slowly thanks to our state of the art 56K modems, you may just [...]