The reasons why Dark Souls Hates you

Dark Souls Format: PS3/360 Release: Out Now A little while back i wrote a piece called “The reasons why Demon’s Souls hates you”. (on retrospect i realized it should have been called the proof that demon’s souls hates you, but whatever). For some reason, possibly because Demon’s Souls was amazing, it proved to be a [...]

How to un-fuck RAGE’s graphics

Steam recently released a patch that should hopefully sort out all of RAGE’s graphical bugs. However for people stuck with a non-steam version, or maybe too dumb to patch the game, or possibly they acquired the game via nefarious means, they’re stuck with version 1.0, which has a cock so far up it’s ass it’s [...]

Castlevania – Lords of Shadow

Game: Castlevania: Lords of Shadow Format: Xbox 360 Why am i reviewing a year old game now? ‘This isn’t cutting edge enough for me!’ i hear you say! Well fuck you then. I recently bought Lords of Shadow for the Princely sum of 13 Euro, and i know now that the vast majority of the [...]