The worst Mass Effect fanfiction of all time [NSFW]

Mass Effect 1 & 2 are fantastic games. The combination of beleiveable, well realised aliens, great storylines, and the occasional inter-species romantic fling between Shepard and his Alien crew meant Bioware literally suffocated to death on the amount of money gamers were flinging their way. But there’s a darker side to Mass Effect, a side where [...]

That Mass Effect 2 Show

Again,  i have far too much time on my hands

What the fuck were they thinking??

In the world of Cinema, even the best actors have had to take a shit role for the money. Just take a look at fine actors like Robert DeNiro, or Al Pacino, whos careers have been an unmitigated cornucopia of sewage post 1994. Youd have to ask yourself, what the fuck were they thinking when DeNiro [...]

The top 10 of 2010

In typical TFPG style, heres a top 10 of 2010, only 10 11 days too late.

2010 in review

The stats helper monkeys at WordPress.com mulled over how this blog did in 2010, and here’s a high level summary of its overall blog health: The Blog-Health-o-Meter™ reads Wow.