Posted on October 19, 2009 by thefacepalmedgamer
Once upon a time, Electronic Arts were seen as the all consuming evil of the gaming world. A little bit like ‘The Nothing’ in the never ending story, a company hell bent on destroying what everyone loved about gaming in the first place and churning out yet another ‘The Sims – coming out to your [...]
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Posted on October 14, 2009 by thefacepalmedgamer
Posted on October 13, 2009 by thefacepalmedgamer
Operation Flashpoint: Dragon Rising
Format reviewed: Xbox 360
This is an excerpt from the war journal of Pvt. 1st Class Facepalm, serving with the 1st Recon division, in Skira invasion force Bravo. All stories recounted here took place between the invasion of October 9th, and the giving up in frustration of October 13th. All stories are true, [...]
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Posted on October 6, 2009 by thefacepalmedgamer
In honour of the month of October and Halloween bearing down upon us, we take a look at the top 20 scariest games of all time, the games that leave you cowering behind your joypad, a gibbering wreck, sitting in a puddle of your own urine, sobbing uncontrollably to make it stop, make it stop..
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Posted on October 1, 2009 by thefacepalmedgamer
Halo 3: ODST
Format reviewed: Xbox 360
2 years after Halo 3 finally arrived on the 360, Bungie have seen fit to blow their gaming beans all over our collective faces one more time with part expansion pack/part add on/all man, Halo 3: ODST.
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