Posted on September 25, 2009 by thefacepalmedgamer
One year ago this weekend, i took a tour of the Zone of Alienation around Pripyat, Chernobyl. It was a unique, humbling, and at times unsettling experience. To mark the occasion, ive re-posted my original tour diary here. So if you’ll allow me at least one serious post on this blog, take a few minutes [...]
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Posted on September 23, 2009 by thefacepalmedgamer
Continuing on with this weeks Halo theme, we take a look at the many reasons why people love Halo. And surprisingly, most, but not all, are soft-core porn related.
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Posted on September 22, 2009 by thefacepalmedgamer
With today’s release of Halo 3: ODST, TFPG takes a look back at the game that actually invented the first person shooter genre, Halo.
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Posted on September 18, 2009 by thefacepalmedgamer
Title: Batman: Arkham Asylum
Format reviewed: Xbox 360
What are you, dense? Or retarded or something?
Its the goddamn batman review…
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Posted on September 16, 2009 by thefacepalmedgamer
For those of you, like me, old enough to remember a time when Sony dominated the home console market, Quake 3 Arena had the greatest graphics you’d ever seen, 5ive were slam dunking the funk on MTV, and pornography downloaded really fucking slowly thanks to our state of the art 56K modems, you may just [...]
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