Reviewing a review: Why Eurogamer’s Wolfenstein review can go suck one

Eurogamer, for those of you not aware, is a website where sufferers of low level downs syndrome are allowed practice their remedial english class via the medium of videogame reviews. Reviews range from ‘poor’, to ’shit’, to ‘unfathomably shit’, and it’s largely down to the fact that most reviewers on the site are incapable of [...]

Japanese porno games: The very NSFW review

Sex and gaming really are inseperable nowadays. So far in the short lived carreer of this blog, we’ve delved into tame tittilation (Tomb Raider), to the blatantly oversexualised (Dead or Alive series) to the clinically fucking insane (sonic the hedgehog porn). But one thing most of these games have in common is that generally the [...]