4 Additions from 80’s action films that could’ve made Gears of war 2 even more amazing

Gears of war 2 was a fantastic game. We can all agree that one thing missing from the shooter genre is bulky man mountain space marines gurning their way through dialogue such as ‘THEY’RE SINKING CITIES WITH A GIANT WORM!’ and ‘heard theres a shitlod of grubs down there sarge’, ’more like ten shitloads’.  Add extreme [...]

Resident Evil 5 – First impressions

Resident Evil 5 – Demo
Horrific, for all the wrong reasons
Well well. Resident evil eh? One of the longest running series in gaming, alongside Metal Gear & Tomb Raider, on every format under the sun from the Sega Saturn to the Dreamcast and all points in between. The Resi template had become as stale and clunky [...]

Zombies in videogames – A retrospective

Zombies. Second only to Nazis, and Zombie Nazis as the gamers cannon fodder of choice. If (when) the inevitable zombie apocalypse happens, it wont be the Bruce Willis’es, the Arnold Schawrzeneggers’es, or even the nerdy dude with the glasses in ‘The hills have eyes’ remake who killed all those mutants and proved hes not a [...]

Tomb Raider: Underworld

Tomb Raider: Underworld
Format Reviewed: Xbox 360
Tomb Raider: Underworld is the breast adventure in the long running Tomb Raider franchise, picking things up were 2006’s Legend left off. Once again, we’re back tits pillaging ancient ruins, performing more acrobatics than the Cirque Du Soleil on amphetamines, and juggs killing enough endangered species to give the members [...]