E3 verdict – The year of a thousand facepalms

So, the E3 party is over. All thats left is to clean up the house, open the windows to air out the stink of cigarettes, put on a pot of tea and wait for the hangover to subside. But after this years party, you not only find that someones vomited on your expensive persian rug, [...]

EEEE: Sony Conference. Snoozefest.

Sony took the stage at E3 this year in possibly the worst position they’ve been in at an E3 so far.
The playstation 3 is floundering. Bogged under with half arsed ports of 360 games, abysmally shit exclusive games like Haze, and gereally being inferior to the 360 in almost every respect. (and no, blu ray [...]

EEEE: Nintendo Conference. A fucking disaster.

History was made today as Nintendo took to the stage at E3 for their annual E3 Conference. The time was right, the stage was set, this was Nintendos chance to prove the doubters wrong.
This would be the warning shot fired defiantly across the bow of the good ship Sony & Microsoft. The crowd waited patiently, [...]

EEEE: Let the mudslinging commence

Via eurogamer

Microsoft has told us we “we shouldn’t hold our breath” for PlayStation Home because it would be a “dangerous thing to do”.
“But that’s just the start point. They’re appearing in the game, and what you’ll see us do more and more is make sure that avatars are truly integral to everything we do. It [...]

Microsoft E3 conference: complete shit?

The MS E3 conference hit the internet with all the force and verve of an octogenerian carrening her motorised cart into the magazine stand at a supermarket checkout.
First up, the good news:

Fallout 3 gets exclusive downloadable content.
Thats great!! now if only half of the sweaty palmed troglodytes who populate xbox live KNEW what Fallout was, [...]

EEEE – Horriffic new Resi 5 details

The E3 Extravaganza (or EEEE) continues with this new footage of Resi 5.

In a move that will surprise absolutely noone who played Resi 4, Capcom seem to be content to keep making Resi less Resi like, less scary, and more EXTREEEEEEEME!!!!
Their best efforts at nuking the fridge show after a couple [...]

The E3 Extravanganza! (a.k.a, the EEEE)

It’s that time of year again folks, the time of year when a million nerds descend on the LA convention centre like a fog of Lynx deodorant & heavy breathing.
TFPG will be there providing you with up to date news on all the amazing revelations and predictions such as:

NintendoWhat new non-games will they reveal this [...]

Battlefield: Bad Company

Battlefield: Bad Company
(Format reviewed: Xbox 360)
A great man once said, “War. It’s FAAAAAAANTASTIC!”. That great man was the guy who gets killed by Red Foreman in ‘Robocop’, in the ‘bitches leave!’ scene. I Forget his name. But the quote comes from hot shots part deux, as far as i can recall. Robocop was obviously [...]

Metal Gear Solid 4: Guns of the Patriots

Metal gear solid 4: Guns of the patriots (format reviewed: Xbox 360)
Okay, so i’ll get kick this one off by stating the bloody obvious: MGS4 has cut scenes. Alot of cut scenes. Probably enough cut scenes to fill at least 3 straight to DVD releases you see on sale in those dodgy asian markets, and [...]

Ninja Gaiden 2

Ninja Gaiden 2
Format reviewed: Xbox 360
For several years, ninjas have fascinated mankind. Who were they? Why did they feel the need to kill so violently? Most of these questions were swiftly answered by an exploding shuriken in the face, followed by disembowelment.
And within 30 seconds of firing up Ninja Gaiden 2, you will have [...]